Ranger Fact #1: Horses are allowed on park trails and mountain bikers are not because the cyclists allegedly do more trail damage than a 1,200 pound, pooping animal wearing steel shoes!

Ranger Fact #2: Pointing out the stupidity of Ranger Fact #1 does not get you out of a ticket (I still can't believe that is an actual rule - No bikes on horse trails).

Ranger Fact #3: Mocking the Ranger and his little ticket by having your girlfriend take photographs of you receiving it does even less to get you out of a ticket.